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Aug 27

textsfrombennett:

About 2 weeks ago I received this email:

“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal

My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Francine

p.s. Do you like Mozart?”

Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!

Aug 27

you-are-my-wire-in-the-oblivion:

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

THANK YOU 

Aug 27
fuckyeahtattoos:

INSTAGRAM


@deandenney
Dean Denney
Anonymous Tattoo
Savannah, GA
www.deanieweanie.com

fuckyeahtattoos:

INSTAGRAM

@deandenney

Dean Denney

Anonymous Tattoo

Savannah, GA

www.deanieweanie.com

Aug 27

what I think goes through my cat’s head when she’s choosing a sleeping spot

burdseed:

  • okay where will I lay my fluffy being
  • hmmm what about my nice cat bed my owner bought
  • nah
  • oh, how about that big comfortable bed over there?
  • no
  • okay maybe that soft pile of laundry!
  • okay no
  • how about the couch then?
  • no not good enough
  • oh my god
  • I know where I want to sleep
  • on top of that single paper that has fallen onto the floor
  • fucking yes motherfucker.
Aug 27
gastrogirl:

doughnut party cart.
Aug 27

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

Honestly this happens to me everyday

^^^^^^

Aug 27
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

Aug 27
fuckity-bye-bye:

HELLO, I AM DOG

fuckity-bye-bye:

HELLO, I AM DOG

Aug 27
Aug 27

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols